British Columbia Amazon Self Publisher window shops on Amazon but orders from The Pample Mousse

Mathis is a Kelowna boy who doesn’t like to do any work. He just wants to lay down all day on the couch and watch television.

Mathis recently enjoyed a free trip to Italy with his girlfriend. She paid all the bills and the plane ticket. Mathis was just busy enjoying his free honeymoon. They also did lots of tarantella, Sardinian ballu tundu and the Neapolitan Saltarello.

After coming back Mathis decided to start self publishing Amazon books. It has been 2 months since then and Mathis is still writing his first book. He claims that it is going to be a bestseller the week it is launched. We are yet to see that. I personally don’t think that it is going to be a ‘bestseller’ because he has no previous experience of writing any books and he is just doing it for the money although he is doing his best to make it interesting and entertaining.

Mathis has got this addiction of checking out his Facebook and window shopping on Amazon. Recently, he ordered a pair of cheap wireless headphones from the Pample Mousse. It is funny how he window shopped all day and all night on the Amazon and finally ordered something from the Pample Mousse.

Mathis was raised by a single mother. His mother was involved with the hippie culture and Hinduism. She spent loads of money on the ashrams and especially the Rajneeshpuram in Oregon, US. She was even planning to go to Haridwar and Varanasi, India in hope to get enlightened. Luckily, she was bankrupt by the time she was about to book her tickets to India.

Mathis’ father was of Yugoslavian ancestry. He used to be a weight lifter and he was not spiritual at all unlike Mathis’ mother.