Helda Shiply (name changed) is a businesswoman from Athens, Greece who claims that Tanakh aka the Hebrew Bible is the best book if you are looking for the ways to cut costs in your business. Helda claims that Tanakh is the most misunderstood and a very strange book in a way that it is overrated in most of its low-importance aspects while underrated with highly significant aspects.
Helda owns a Youtube channel very similar to the popular philosophy channel ‘The School of Life’, perhaps she got the idea of starting her own such channel after watching and getting impressed by the videos on ‘The School of Life’ channel which she is not ready to confess, when I asked her whether she got the idea from ‘The School of Life’, she replied “No, I didn’t even know that such a channel existed. I don’t watch much videos on Youtube and I believed that my channel is one of its kind. I do not care if other channels like mine exist but for one thing that my channel still stands out is that I have videos where I express my own opinions and views about certain philosophers and their philosophies. I received a lot of hateful and positive comments when I bashed the phallus, anal and other phases mentioned by Sigmund Freud as total BS and stupid. I even didn’t fail to make fun of the penis envy by Sigmund Freud in perhaps the best and most graceful way possible.”
Helda is related to one of the founding fathers of biotechnology and she has the utmost respect for this late member of her family whose grave is located in Rethymno city of Greece which she visits every year. Helda always uses car hire Rethymno during her vacations to the heaven on earth aka Rethymno city.
Greco Ramsbottom (name changed) is Grand Island, Nebraska boy who took a vow of never drinking again in January, 2017, broke his vow in July 2018, went to shop to a mall in Lincoln, Nebraska on the very same day, bought some shirts, a denim jeans and while he was coming back from there in his very safe Volvo XC60, he met a disastrous accident in which he came out completely safe but the car/SUV broke into pieced. His SUV didn’t kill anyone either, but Greco took the vow of never drinking again and he hasn’t took a drink yet from that very nightmarish day.
Greco buys each and every best-selling love story, novel, movie and song that he can find. Greco’s most favorite novel of all time is Smooth Moves Heat by Carrie Alexander.
Greco though loves love songs but his most favorite ever song is New Agenda by Big Krit featuring Rick Ross.
One of Greco’s best friends whose name is Akshay is an immigrant from Mumbai, India. Greco says that India and Indians have slaves for millennial and they have been worshiping idols since time unknown which still shows in everything that they do. Greco says that Indians worship their actors, politicians and other celebrities like the Catholics worship Jesus and Virgin Mary. Greco recently saw the Kapil Sharma Show where they featured Saleem, Salman, Sohail and Arbaaz Khan as guests. Greco says that the whole India went mad like it is their wedding day to see the celebrity father and sons together. He says that the Sony Channel, the owner of the Kapil Sharma Show has showcased the same episode over 15 times within 4 days and half of the audience has watched the same episode almost each time.
Greco’s best friend Akshay is a Lyft driver who chose Lyft over Uber because Lyft offered him a Lyft Driver Promo.
Leor Marchand (name changed) recently wrote an article that received hundreds of negative comments about the mainstream media’s agents living in Canada that are popularizing Pakistan as the terrorist country. Leor is half-Jewish and half-French and it is very unusual to read something like that from a person of this background.
Leor named Munir Sami, Tahir Gora, Tarek Fatah as the agents of the mainstream media that live in Canada and work full-time to destroy the Islamic world and in particular, the only Islamic country with nuclear weapons – the Islamic Republic of Pakistan.
Leor is not a sympathizer of Pakistan or any other Islamic country but he is against cheap stooges like Tarek Fatah, Tahir Gora, Munir Sami and others.
Having lived in Canada for a decade, Leor is fluent in the Punjabi and Urdu language and he says that the mainstream media’s agents who have given the job to brainwash the Muslim people around the world and in particular, Pakistan, are not just limited to Canada but they are spread all over the Pakistan as well.
Leor has traveled across the world including almost all of Southeast Asia and he claims that Pakistan’s people have huge and soft hearts but they lack in broad-mindedness. Leor says that the agents of the mainstream media focused on brainwashing the people of Pakistan are targeting these narrow-minded people mainly and he says that the most paid agent of the mainstream media in Pakistan is a man named Hassan Nisar.
Anyways, Leor says that the rest of Southeast Asia is full of misery and poverty except Thailand, Leor will be in Thailand on the coming Thursday, first he will land in the Bangkok where he will have some fun with the gorgeous Asian ladies and after that take a taxi to Hua Hin (a beautiful small coastal town).
Maggie Wilson (name changed) has studied a lot of Jewish, Catholic, Protestants and Islamic history, in short you can say that Maggie is an amateur Abrahamic religion scholar. Maggie claims that the Bharadwaj people (a sub-caste of the Brahmanic varna) of India are one of the lost tribes of Israel. To verify her claim, Maggie toured all over to India from Ontario, Canada and came back with more certainty. Maggie has been busy writing a book on this topic and she is naming the book as “Bharadwaj or Bene Israel”.
Maggie has been busy studying lately about who is behind the popularization of fake Jewish conspiracies, for example, the memes etc that have been going viral and revolving like crazy all over the internet how the Rothschild, Goldsmith and other centuries old wealthy and powerful Jewish families rule the world directly or indirectly and how evil they are. According to Maggie, these are all catholic missionaries that live in Italy, Russia, China and other non-allied US countries that have been writing this stuff. Maggie claims that the catholics want to destroy the Jews and Protestants and want to create a Holy Roman Empire bigger and more powerful than ever before.
Maggie recently wrote a long article about a Canadian Muslim family that immigrated from Pakistan to Canada. The chief of this family – the man divorced his wife just because his 16 year old daughter was dating a white Canadian-French man who was 18, he asked his wife if she knew about what was going on behind his back, she said “Not at all”, he still suspected that his wife knew what was going on and decided to divorce her.
Anyways, Maggie is rejoicing the fact that her old bathroom is getting renovated by the best bathroom renovation Newmarket company and she cannot wait to see her new bathroom. She has tons of memories with this bathroom about showering naked with her husband.
Kristeen Bando (name changed) is an amateur religious scholar who claims that there is no such thing as the heaven or hell and nobody has the power to forgive the sins as the sins are intrinsically evil and they do only harm to you and not to the god or anybody else.
This is what an excerpt from Kristeen’s blog post about the forgiving of sins read “Sins cannot be forgiven by Allah, Apostles, Reverend fathers, Pastors or Priests but it is just a way of diverting the sinner’s concentration from his guilt.”
Kristeen failed twice in her junior high school examinations and she was forced by her parents to wash dishes for 2 months as a form of punishment both the times.
When Kristeen was younger, she became disrespectful to her parents, bosses and others because she wasn’t able to do as well financially as she hoped she will after the college, then the ios applications came to her rescue.
Ios applications have made Kristeen a great success. She has been making more money with any of her classmates, friends or cousins because of it. She owns several different ios apps including lifestyle, games, business, education, entertainment and utilities. The most surprising and unique thing about Kristeen is that she doesn’t even know how to create an app, she just outsources the job to an Indonesian company that provides ios application services (jasa aplikasi ios).
Recently, Kristeen went to India to promote one of her ios apps targeted at the Indian audience. Kristeen landed at the city called Bhopal, it is the capital of the former biggest state of India – Madhya Pradesh. Kristeen says that it just like the Cleveland, Ohio of the United States in many ways, Kristeen says that Bhopal, Madhya Pradesh can be said to be the mistake on an Indian lake just like they call Cleveland, Ohio – a mistake on an American lake.
Anna Avritch (name changed) is one of the rare Jewish women who was born and raised up in Athens, Greece.
Anna says that she loves to read and watch Youtube videos about the history of the Jewish people. She claims that she gets frightened the moment she hears the name Babylon or Babylonia. Anna says that she didn’t believe in evolution before but since she realized that she gets scared after hearing the name ‘Babylonia’ because she got it from her parents who got it from their parents who get it from their parents, she started believing in evolution. Anna’s belief in evolution made her a pantheist from a strict Orthodox Jew. I would say that her observation of the evolution was the beginning of her becoming a pantheist, it took her good 7 months to stop keeping the Sabbath, eating nothing but kosher and last but not the least – going to the Synagogue.
Now, instead of going to the synagogue, Anna spends 3 hours of each weekend watching a movie with her children (παιδικεσ ταινιεσ). She really enjoys watching the movie with her children more than visiting any synagogue and it gives her more peace of mind than visiting any synagogue ever has.
What I am worried about now is that Anna doesn’t turn into a Muslim. She has been showing a keen interest in the religion of Islam lately. She recently wrote a post on her blog that said “Abd al-Muttalib was also an elect of the Allah but Muhammad didn’t mention him because he was Muhammad’s grandfather and Muhammad didn’t want the people to think that Muhammad is over-glorifying his own tribe.”
In another post, Anna wrote that Allah is testing us with making sins more accessible in the modern times and if we can resist the temptation to sin, we can pave our way to Jannat which is also what Allah wants us to achieve more than us ourselves.