Chemistry obsessed Forensic Scientist is a living meme

Denny Howarth is a forensic scientist who has always been so much obsessed with chemistry that when he created his first profile on a matchmaking website, he wrote that I am looking for a homogeneous wife (a wife that will not change physically, mentally or emotionally over time).

Once when someone asked Denny something related to compound interest, Denny got confused whether the person was asking something related to some chemical compound.

Denny was born in a family of beauty pageants. His grandmother, great-grandmother, his own mother all were beauty pageants and his father was a model and general practitioner. Denny is not good-looking himself and that’s the reason why many doubt that he is adopted, some think that there is something suspicious about his mom, some of his Catholic friends and relatives think that he over-masturbated in his teens and that’s why he is ugly.

Denny likes to give chemistry related analogies all the time. For example, he once said to me that just like a compound has different properties from its constituent elements, one individual cannot define the behavior or any other thing of the entire family members of his family.

Denny’s one and only son is 17 now and he is very argumentative. Denny has nicknamed him ‘Arsenic’.

When Denny was a child, he used to experiment a lot with mixing dust with different types of chemicals or liquid.

Denny says that the progress in the field of chemistry has posed no problems for anyone until they ask for it. Denny says that if you take these as problems, it is up to you to put or not put things like nuclear energy, insecticides, drugs like LSD, Amphetamine for destructive uses.

Denny’s most favorite author Nivaldo J. Tro. Just yesterday, he downloaded Nivaldo’s Introductory Chemistry 5th edition PDF and he has already read almost 30% of it.